I was a teenager once. And I’m a girl. So I know that if your mom buys newspaper ads and billboards encouraging classmates to vote for you for prom queen, not only will you lose, you’ll have to go to an out-of-state college.
Harker Heights High School students will crown their queen this Saturday. Sadly, I predict Tammy Day has destroyed her daughter’s life chances. But Tammy has a super decent shot at 2012′s Most Embarrassing Mom.
Good luck, Brandy. With your mother.
